I know I have 2 months to catch up on, but this little story is all I have time for right now. I just want to make sure I don't forget this one. :)
Abby: (in a very serious voice) Mom.
Me: (just as serious) Abby.
A: I am about to turn into a huge crocodile.
A: I am about to turn into a huge crocodile. Right now.
M: Woah, dude... that would be amazing!
A: (pointing to TV) And then I will fly into Peter Pan.
M: Really?? Wow!
A: (still pointing) But I cannot right now... because there is glass there.
I think it is important to note that we were not currently watching Peter Pan, and I'm not actually sure of the last time she saw that movie. Totally. Random.
I promise an actual update in the near future. Meanwhile, you'll have to let this hold you over: